Now what? Kif might! Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head." Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer. Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I'm going to come back there and change your opinions manually! Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?

Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I'm going to come back there and change your opinions manually! Hey, tell me something. You've got all this money. How come you always dress like you're doing your laundry?

Ok, we'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go ride the bumper cars. Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy. Why would I want to know that? Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away!

Aww, it's true. I've been hiding it for so long. Now what? I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe! Tell them I hate them. Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages!

OK, if everyone's finished being stupid. Bite my shiny metal ass. Tell her she looks thin. I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness. You wouldn't. Ask anyway!